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Five Screws
I figure the title to this post would probably generate some interest from that portion of the populace that Daughter and I don’t normally reach. So be it! Simply stated, I am here to declare that...
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Well-Behaved Women Never Made History
Ah, children. Their ability to take the finest parental notions and twist them to meet their own needs knows no boundaries. Take my own Daughter.* Please. After spending countless hours and thousands...
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There Is Crying in Soccer!
And a lot of it. Ask me how I know, and I’ll tell you the story. But it’s not all that sad. It just is. Here goes. For reasons not altogether completely clear to me, there seems to be an unending...
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“We Don’t Have A Dog In That Hunt” and Other Fractured Fairy Tales
Today I was involved in a very complicated technical discussion at work. At issue was determining whether we were responsible for a problem that was cropping up regularly with one of our projects and...
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Playing For Time — It’s Awful.
I’ve spent a fair chunk of my life the last two weeks visiting either hospitals or medical clinics. What’s the difference between the two? Basically, a hospital doesn’t smell as good as a medical...
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Man, Have Friday Nights Changed!
Well, I just returned from an exhausting night out on the town. As I glance up at the clock, I see it’s almost gone half past 8:00 p.m. — perilously close to the Witching Hour (formerly midnight, but...
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I Guess I’m Not Rich
Yesterday was a quiet Sunday morning, and before I entered the maelstrom of afternoon Men’s League soccer refereeing (it’s a war out there), I treated myself to a quiet cup of expensive foo-foo...
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Wisdom Teeth and Other Dental Hijinks
If there’s one thing I would like to avoid in this life, it’s getting surgery. Well, unless I end up living in Beverly Hills and decide that elective rhinoplasty would boost my writing career (because...
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I’m White Hot… in the Insurance Industry
My biggest fan! But seriously, Flo, stop sending my resume to HR – I’m not interested. Maybe they’ve heard through the grapevine that I really like Progressive commercials, maybe they know that I...
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Moron Mechanic
Rather trying to “walk off” Thanksgiving turkey and wine, I chose to spend what little is left of the holiday drinking coffee, watching sports, and working on the various motorized vehicles that...
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Hair Weaves from Hell
I was watching a portion of the national evening news this evening, and one of the featured interviews involved a ninety-four-year-old man. All I can say is that I hope I look that good when I’m his...
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